Here are some stories (fake) about the army, if you want to add a storie, give me an idea and i’ll try to put the storie you want. Some armies of CP have stories, too, so, we are gonna be one of those!
CP ERA STORIES
The begging of CP
Chapter 1: Eloving and stones
100.000 BC
It all started when a few fishes eloved from water and went to dry land, then, have seen a few stones, then, the leader of those primitive penguins said:
What is this? *grabs*-
I have no idea – A babie said
Maybe it’s something to protect us from those cold lands- A penguin said
Ignore that strange thing, let’s colonize this cold site – An adult said
Then, those penguins went and colonized the actual CP, ignoring those stones.
Chapter 2, persian colonization
The persians went to an ship to explore the oceans, and they discovered a very cold island with many penguns
LAND! LAND! – A persian villager said
This should be a good place to make villages – The captain said
But when they landed, the old CP wasn’t like now, it had many strange animals, for example, many yetis, mutant tigers, mammoths who surived at the end of the glaciar age and strange cats who can surive at very cold temperatures.
So, they started to colonize that place, extinguishing almost every specie at that place.
The penguins, started to remember what they did when they eloved and went to land. So, they started to organize rebellions againist them
1st battle:
THE PENGUINS ARE ATACKING US!!!! – A persian explorer said
WAR!!!!! – Another persian soldier said
*battle begins*
*persian king enters*
You will not destroy us! We are undestructible! – The persian king said
45 minutes of war later
Club Penguin is now under the persian control, the inmense battle made many penguins died.
Chapter 3, Other empires rule and CP independence
Aproximated to 300 B.C – 2.005 A.D
Due to persian fall, Club Penguin was under different controls, the whales empire (300 B.C to 700 A.D), polar bear empire: (700 – 1700) and the last one, the SME (Secret Mammoth Empire) (1700 – 2005). Finally, CP declared it’s independence from the others empire, scenario when that happened:
2005, 31 of october:
What is happening here?! The mammoth king says you can’t broke our stuff! – The SME representantive said
We are declaring our independence! As a monarchy! – The CP monarchy said.
Wait! This will be a monarchy?! – A democratic partidarie said.
Yes, it will be. – A monarchy partidarie said.
No, no, no, no, no and NO! This should be a republic or a democracy! Not an evil monarchy! – An anti-monarchy partidarie said.
6 hours of different goverment ideals fight later.
Sigh, this is gonna be a republic and THAT IS ALL!
So, everyone opened a vote of the goverment of this new CP, and, those were the results
Republic and democracy: 45 % votes
Monarchy: 25 % votes
Anarchist: 20 % votes
Others: 10 % votes
This is gonna be an democratic republic! – CP president said
So, the CP leaders signed the independence of them, the full name of CP was: DRCP (Democratic Republic of Club Penguin), but, some months later, they where no match for Disney. Who destroyed those and put CP on slavery to work for them.
The first Club Penguin World War (Not real)
Chapter 1, violent anti-disney revolutions
It all started when King Mickey Mouse (king of Disney) went to CP, but he was killed by many revolutionaries. Those wanted the independence from the Kingdroom of Disney.
The cruelty of Disney was so strong, that they didn’t thought it twice, they imediatly declared their independence from the Evil Disney (they called it like that).
After declaring their independence, immediatly, started many wars in order to rule CP, the first CP World War started. List of armies at the war (no offense):
Club Penguin Babilonyans
ACP
Nachos
Romans
Club Penguin Ottoman Empire
Natives
The main starters where the Ottomans and Babylonians who invaded the Iceberg (ruled by the natives). The CPWWI (Club Penguin World War I) officialy started.
Ottoman invasion at iceberg! – Babylonian soldier said
Lets invade it back – Another Babylonian soldier said
We are dead – Native said
OPEN CANNONS! – Babylonian said
*war starts*
We are taking over the north! – Ottoman said
45 minutes later.
WE WON!! – Ottoman said
Chapter 2, ACP and Nachos enter the war and Natives decline
After Ottoman atacks to most of the servers. ACP and Nachos enter the war, and natives get a massive decline, their war montures, massive destruction catapults, filous spears, boats with stones and posionous arrows were no match for the Ottoman cannons, armoured tanks, killer swords, guns with gunpowder, big warships and resistent armor. Natives controled most of Club Penguin, but then, the Ottomans become the main power of CP. Nachos and ACP first war againist the Ottomans.
We almost reached the coast, sir! – ACP communicates
Exellent, beware, there are many ottomans there. – ACP leader says
Coast is so stormy and windy, sir! – ACP Soldier said
That is not good, communicate me with the Nachos – ACP leader said
Sir! Yes sir! – ACP soldier said
45 minutes of discussing later, the Nachos air force have arrived, war starts
Babylonians are comming! Sir! – Nacho soldier said
That… is… i don’t know how to say it. – Ottoman commander said
Also are comming ACP, Nachos and Natives – Ottoman soldier said
Bad, really bad, everyone hates us here – Ottoman soldier said
Sir! The towers are getting full of explosions and deaths! – Ottoman civilian said
Don’t let they cross our precious servers at any costs! Protect them with your spirits! – Ottoman leader said
Ottoman army was epic, powerfull, armed to the tooth and prepared for everything, they protected the server with their own spirits.
That battle cost many lifes to thousands of ottomans, finnaly, the OCP (Old Club Penguin) (ACP, Nachos and natives) won the war.
Chapter 3: Romans enter the war and Babylonians choose their side
Romans had a passion for the Ottomans from the past, they still neutral until an ottoman missoner had went to the roman power, and finally made the dream of the Ottoman empire be real, had an ally at CPWW, it was the creation of a new side, New Club Penguin, babylonians fearing they get conquered by the NCP (New Club Penguin), they joined them.
Chapter 4: Native’s destruction
As the natives weren’t so powerfull like their guns, they where quicly smashed up by the New Club Penguin, mainly, by the Ottomans, who where hungry of power, but, at the last battle, ACP and Nachos help them, last battle scene:
Not again! Not those Ottomans again at our last stand! – Native said
Not only are the ottomans, is the New Club Penguin, sir – Another Native said
Call the ACP and the Nachos – Native leader said
*rings phone, Nachos and ACP base*
Hi dudes! – ACP leader said
Hello? – Nachos leader said
We are under atack by the Old Club Penguin, and this is our last server – Native leader saying to both
We are comming soon! – Both leaders said
Come soon! They are near of the coast – Native leader said
*call ends*
To be continued (still making)


I like how you made Disney like the Nazis in WWII. But did you know that there really WAS a CP WWI and there was CP WWII, WWIII, and WWVI, WWV, and the newest one, WWIV. CP WWIII was ALOT like real WWII.
Yes, i knew this war wasn’t real but if you read the title it says exactly (Not real).